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3 Mar Where to begin? That’s the real challenge here. Let’s re-state, just in case: Tyra Banks’ Modelland is the most batshit crazy thing I’ve ever read. 4 Dec Today is Tyra Banks’ 42nd birthday and, tragically, the day that America’s Next Top Model will be eliminated from our screens. It’s truly the end. 2 Mar Peter Derk is raising funds for Pete’s Exhaustive Review of Tyra Banks’ Modelland on Kickstarter! You asked for it. Now you gets it. I’ll do an.

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Thought about this some more, and I’d like to add that Banks does a really good job of writing in life lessons for the younger crowd. Now if modelland tyra banks thought Modelland was just a book, think again, it has it’s own language, watch out J. It is so far gone we’ve gone right back around modelland tyra banks morelland and screaming territory because it’s so what-the-FUCK am I even looking at!??

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Where do I even bxnks And it will be amazing! See what Tyra did there? And I can’t decide which I love more, your green or your brown eye. Aug 14, Mikaela marked it as to-read Shelves: This is probably one of the most oddest books I have ever attempted to read.

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